With each week, Michigan looks more and more like a flip for Trump. That's a hole in the Blue Wall. If Biden loses Michigan and Pennsylvania, he loses the election (assuming he doesn't somehow take North Carolina). The lack of Democratic attention to college students and young people might finally cost them everything. It only takes a few upset defeats like this to ruin hundreds of millions of American lives. Assuming Trump squeaks out a victory, this would be the third time in 24 years that the winner of the popular vote -always a Democrat- loses the election. The sadness, despair and anger that we have felt since Trump took over the GOP in 2015 is going to become unbearable. How does everyone feel about the Democrats having a tiny majority in the House while Trump and the Senate pack our Federal courts to strengthen GOP minority rule? Won't it be fun? And all because the elders in the Democratic party thought it wasn't worth their time to listen to the needs to young people. Seriously. Leaders like Pelosi thought that young people would be a little upset about Gaza, but they'd get over it and vote in November. As unpopular as Biden is, I think young people would rescue him in November if there wasn't an invasion of Gaza. For now anyway, it appears Biden's embrace of Netanyahu's war crimes is the red line that causes millions of young people to abstain from voting this November. Biden barely had re-election in the bag! Now I am not sure.
Thompson Twins Sure Had Some Weak Lyrics
Well here’s a post that’s more than 40 years late to the party. I first got the idea to do this post when I saw a standup bit about Spandau Ballet’s lyrics for their massive hit song, True, sometime around 2007 when this blog started. Imagine my surprise when, decades later, I learned that Gary Kemp wrote those nonsensical lyrics as a coded love letter to one of his peers, Scottish actress and signer Clare Grogan.
So true, funny how it seems
Always in time, but never in line for dreams
Head over heels when toe to toe
This is the sound of my soul
This is the sound
I bought a ticket to the world
But now I've come back again
Why do I find it hard to write the next line?
Oh I want the truth to be said
Okay, I said. There’s an explanation as to why True has such hilariously nonsensical lyrics. Fine. Moving on.
But there’s another New Wave band I can’t quite leave unmentioned in this blog. Its name is Thompson Twins. The British music press used to refer to them as The Three Haircuts. They were helped by their style, musical connections, and crucial airtime on MTV that cemented them as a significant synth-pop band of the 1980s. And I write this knowing that there are far more influential electronic bands of the era out there, mainly from the Industrial sub-genre and also in avant garde pop, which includes A Flock Of Seagulls, a much better band that I will get to in a future post.
Wikipedia led me down quite an amazing history of the band and those they have either worked with or met. Thomas Dolby. Robin Hitchcock. Alex Sadkin (and the whole Island Records family behind him - Grace Jones, Robert Palmer, Duran Duran, Nile Rodgers, Bob Marley and his eldest son, Ziggy).
Thompson Twins had some great things going for them in 1983. They had a hit single from the previous year that people remembered called In The Name Of Love.
On the heels of that hit in 1982, they and their manager secretly worked to cut the band from 7 members to 3, and shuttled the trio of Alanah Currie, Tom Bailey and Joe Leeway to Compass Point Studios in the Bahamas to make more hit singles with legendary Island Records producer Alex Sadkin. The next three years of their lives were about to get nuts. They were going to become stars with three quick albums, music videos, hit singles on the Billboard and BBC charts and even a messy Live Aid appearance in Philadelphia with Madonna and Steve Stevens. They even added a logo by British graphic designer Andy Airfix. It looked really good and was perfectly fitted to the early 80s.
The band as we remember it was formed in London. Tom Bailey was the singer, from Halifax, West Yorkshire. And the driver of this bus, it seemed, was Alanah Currie, the blonde percussionist and writer from New Zealand. She took on most lyric duties, which I’ll get to in a bit.
I remember exactly where I was in 1983 when they released their next two singles, Lies and Love On Your Side. I was at Whitman School in Brockton finishing fourth grade. I liked what I heard and saw, since the band fit right into the new generation of synthesizer bands. I particularly liked the bands diversity and the somewhat distinctive, almost drunken bass sound. I don’t think Joseph Martin Leeway gets enough credit for his use of an upright, fretless electric bass from 1983-1986. A very similar sounding bass appears in Thomas Dolby’s She Blinded Me With Science in 1983, and interestingly, it was played by Matthew Seligman, one of the four Twins members who was let go.
So here we have a band with the right look and sound for as many singles as they can deliver for the label. They had engineering and programming help from Thomas Dolby, who had been making money in the business since 1981 on Foreigner’s fourth album (“4”). They were just missing one key thing: consistently good lyrics. That’s one of their few weaknesses, and it has irked me for years. What brought this on is the numerous times I have compared Thompson Twins to their contemporaries in the synth-pop genre, particularly A Flock Of Seagulls, who in my analysis, did a little more with a little less. So let me dive into to some weak lines.
From Hold Me Now (1984)
You say I'm a dreamer, we're two of a kind
Both of us searching for some perfect world we know we'll never find
So perhaps I should leave here
Yeah, yeah, and go far away
But you know that there's nowhere that I'd rather be than with you here today
The video, by the way, is one of the best studio-shot music videos of the 1980s, up there with Killing Joke’s Love Like Blood.
The first verse of this smash hit is actually really good, depicting a couple that has their ups and downs. But things go off the rails in the second verse. We’re dreamers, fine. And then there’s this silly empty threat to run away. ‘Just kidding! I’d never do that. The perfect world is here babe, even though I just said we’ll never find it.’ Ugh, this is messy and weak. And yet the musical composition and mix makes it one of their best songs. In fact, if they didn’t have this smash hit, their shelf life would have been a lot shorter.
Moving on. The Gap (1984)
East is east, west is west
Two different colors on the map
We say break the line, chew the fat
Keep moving out into the gap
To a degree, I like the humor in this song. It’s inspired by 1,000 Nights with a sprinkle of good ‘ol T.E. Lawrence British imperialism, and it’s not not meant to be taken seriously. But I know poor lyrics when I hear them. Often it is better to be obtuse and weird than pull off this silly path to get to the title of the song. So, wait, this really is about geography?
And finally King For A Day (1985)
If I was king for just one day
I would give it all away
I would give it all away to be with you
If I was king for just one day
I have just one thing to say
You know what love is
All we need to get us through
Ugh. This is the culprit. This is the song that throws us a false scenario (like the 'I’m leaving, just kidding’ line, from Hold Me Now) and also a direct quote of a Beatles song. Plus it gives us a list of luxurious things the singer could have if he was king, but also a declaration that if he was king, he’d give it up for his love. I can’t deal with this. I gong this song. Into the trap door it goes. I don’t think I like a single verse of this song. It sucks.
Okay, I have written a lot and I’ve taken some big swings at a synth-pop band that has poor lyrics in 3 of their big hits. That’s not so bad, considering how many other bands of the era had bigger hits with poor lyrics. I guess what bothers me is that these were hits. Howard Jones had hits, from 1983 to 1989. Jones had smarter lyrics.
Did Thompson Twins have any good songs? Why yes, they did!
While I don’t love their minor 1983 hit, We Are Detective, the lyrics are good. They make sense and don’t annoy. It’s a whimsical, comical song inspired by The Adventures of Tintin, which I didn’t know in 1983 and I still don’t know now.
What’s that? The band name is also inspired by Tintin? The Thompson Twins are twin detectives in the comic? Someone really liked Tintin.
A Thompson Twins song I really like is Love On Your Side (1983). It’s simple, but it also isn’t. There is some slick, radio-friendly channel separation at work. This song has their trademark groovy bass, that sounds a bit like the bass synth in Human League’s Don’t You Want Me (1982). It has a chanting chorus and some good synth drums. It’s a little dark and self-deprecating. It’s about a guy who just isn’t going to win the one he desires. And -bonus- it references In The Name Of Love with a quick keyboard riff! It’s one of their very best tracks. It’s almost precisely 4 minutes long. “Rap, Boy, rap!”
Doctor! Doctor! (1984) is better still! I was a big fan of Dr. Who at the time, so that only helped matters. Silly lyrics, yes. Notice how the sung words start and stop. There’s very little flow. In many Thompson Twins songs, these starts and stops draw attention to how poor the lyrics are. But Doctor! Doctor! makes sense! There are stronger harmonies and backing vocals on this one as well, plus a real, genuine synthesizer solo (featuring a Oberheim OBX, I think). The drum machine / percussion sounds are from a Prophet 5.
While weaker, and hobbled a by use of the inappropriate Oriental Riff, Lies (1983) is still a good Twins hit. It was the single that came after Love on Your Side on their first of three biggest albums. Again, a chant-like chorus carries it. And it is somewhat fun. I will always like the line “Cleopatra died for Egypt, what a waste of time.” I never saw the video for this song. It’s a wacky homage to the final scene from 2001. It is weird! Is the band both in the bed and dancing around the room?
I’m saving the best for last. Their best song is probably Lay Your Hands On Me (1985). The first recorded version was okay. It has their trademark bass and that percussion tone that I think is a Prophet 5. So it sounds like a song from their 1984 record, like Hold Me Now. But Nile Rodgers was brought in to punch it up, and punch it up he did, with a guitar, some better layering and more backing vocals. This wasn’t just a hit, it was their last great original song. And I can say that with confidence as the other singles on their 1985 album were the awful Don’t Mess With Doctor Dream, King For A Day, and their worst song, You Killed The Clown.
Can I pause for a moment and say how much I hate You Killed The Clown? I think the dislike for clowns is pretty widespread, so the title alone is a strike against the song. When I first heard the song around 2002, devouring as much New Wave music as I could, I remember questioning the meaning. Did a Debbie Downer put a stop to the fun? Did someone put a stop to comedy at a party or on a night out? Well, the lyrics suggest that someone shot down a woman who was being funny. Someone shut down the girl who was about to become the life of the party:
Draped in silk gown
She danced around
She filled this place with her smile
She was the queen
Of an Amazon dream
She made us feel for a while
Was it from spite
Or just sheer delight
You stooped so low
I wanna know
Why you killed the clown
(Yeah) You shot her down
I watch you try
Try to make that girl cry
So you could be king for just one day
And you said that her smile
Was no more than a lie
Just because she had something, something to say
Was it from spite
Or just sheer delight
You stooped so low
I wanna know
Why you killed the clown
(Yeah) You shot her down
Yeah! Why did you shoot her down? And why did you make her cry so you could be king for a day? Ah, there goes Alanah Currie, referencing another bad song on the album! This band released their most successful trio of albums between 1983 and 1985. The last of that trilogy was terrible, aside from the great Lay Your Hands On Me. But the first two are their best. That wonderful bass and Prophet 5 is prevalent in so many of their songs from this trilogy. That’s their defining sound. That bass setup is overused, perhaps, but look at what they accomplished. They made four albums (half of which were good) and delivered over 10 hit singles in under four years. They toured. They played Live Aid in Philadelphia (while their close friend Thomas Dolby played keyboards for David Bowie at Wembley). Their sound and theme was consistent. They worked themselves to utter exhaustion (as young New Wave bands do). And then when Joe Leeway left the band, they carried on as a duo for 7 long years.
In the years that followed, I paid no attention to Thompson Twins, with one big exception. Their very good dance cover of Cole Porter’s Who Wants To Be A Millionaire was recorded around 1989, and was included on the excellent AIDS research and activism benefit album Red Hot + Blue.
Today, the Thompson Twins carry on with just lead man Tom Bailey touring and performing, occasionally joined by Thomas Dolby. They are touring together in this summer’s Totally Tubular Festival in the US.
Trump's Life Has Been Miserable For Years Now
Donald Trump is doing something never before seen in American national politics. He’s literally running for his freedom.
I think I have remarked on this blog that Donald Trump has been thriving on stress his whole adult life. Looming lawsuits, debts, financial failure and legal trouble have long been his motivation and have taken-up a lot of his time. We are all mortal. We can’t run forever. Even Trump, 8 years after first running for the White House, has slowed down. He no longer cracks jokes. He’s no longer entertaining. He has frankly become more scary since leaving office. He is more profane in his rally speeches. Thematically, he’s an angrier and darker man, and he vowing to be a ruthless and vicious leader.
And he’s alone. He’s been stuck in his worst-ever emotional state since November 2020.
His two sons still support him, but that hasn’t changed in decades. He has no loyal wife by his side. He has no best friend. George Steinbrenner is now 13 years gone. He’s down to one sibling, Elizabeth, who doesn’t have a public profile.
He almost didn't pause for his last living brother, Robert. He said goodbye to his brother in a hospital room and was playing golf at Bedminster the next morning as Robert passed away. He then abused his office to host his brother’s funeral at the White House - the first since JFK’s nearly 57 years before. His daughter is unofficially estranged. His son-in law is his handler and unofficial campaign chief. He is unofficially separated from his wife. He's alone. And he's at his most dangerous, without a check or guardrail in sight. This is how it has been for decades. No one has ever stopped Trump.
He lost the 2020 election, you may say. I will argue, that didn’t stop him. As the man would say, “you see what’s happening.”
Democracy In Israel Is Dying
[The following post is a draft I’ve had since March 2021. Given recent events, I decided to let the draft go up. Stale content, yo.]
Democracy in Israel has been slowly dying since Netanyahu’s first tenure as Prime Minister over 25 years ago. The demise accelerated in 2021.
Israel has an unusual, but not unprecedented, democracy. Millions of people, who live and work in the country, and are subject to its laws and courts, but not graced with civil rights or political equality, find themselves trapped in an anti-democracy. I say that's not unprecedented because there were two other democracies in the 20th century which operated in much the same way. The Republic of South Africa had a vibrant democracy for whites, and brutal oppression for the majority blacks, until the 1990's. And the United States, so proudly the Land of the Free, subjected millions of its citizens of color, to segregation and an American system of apartheid until the mid 1960's.
Because of the occupation, in effect since 1967, Israel has moved farther and farther right, trading its democratic principles for security. As the decades march on, the need to oppress the Palestinians has of course made Israel less and less faithful to its founding ideals. It proves the old cliche, that one cannot keep another enslaved without ultimately enslaving oneself.
So the Israelis have reduced themselves to a miserable choice. For all practical purposes, there is no political left in the country, since leftists inevitably demand justice and equality for the Palestinians. That would put the nation on the road to real democracy, but it would surely end the dream of Israel as a Jewish state. If Israel is to be a Jewish state and not a multi-ethnic nation, it cannot be a true democracy, since that would grant the Palestinians full political and social equality.
The result is the fiction of a two-state solution. No serious student of this question believes that such a "solution" has any chance of coming to fruition. Israel has annexed more and more of the land once thought to be essential to the creation of a viable Palestine. Increasingly, there simply is no there there. And it must be remembered that even if some poor bantustan of a Palestine were somehow to emerge, Israel would never permit it real sovereignty. Palestine would not be allowed to establish a small military, or conduct an independent foreign policy, because such a state could threaten Israeli security.
Israeli politics is now played out on a small and increasingly undemocratic field. It's voters must choose between a center right party, and an extreme right wing coalition. Netanyahu, always just one step ahead of the sheriff, has managed to survive by allying with small, crypto-fascist parties, some of whom want to annex all of the West Bank and expel all non-Jews from Israel. Anyway, that's the way I see it.
Uncle Tim wrote this post.
The Republic Is Doomed
This week has me convinced that Trump is going to win in 406 days. How do I know? Our news media. They reported a surge of migrants crossing the southern border, but didn't point out that the vast majority of them were captured by CBP. Today they are describing Trump's speech in a non-union parts factory as a visit to striking UAW workers. Trump's behavior and past rape is not being covered. His age is not being mentioned. Fascism is coming. There haven’t been moderate Republicans since the Obama administration. Anyone who votes for Donald Trump is a bloodthirsty fascist.
And if, by some miracle, Trump loses, we’re still doomed. 2024 will signal to the world that American democracy no longer functions.
We have already crossed the Rubicon on this. There was no peaceful transfer of power in 2021. There probably won’t be a peaceful transfer of power in 2025.
It’s amazing how some smart people have come around on this. In October 2020, Trump didn’t meet the definition of a fascist. Today he meets and exceeds them. As Trump calls for the executions of people, all he’s lacking now is a military uniform. It’s a good thing he despises the military. He’s just a fascist with a poorer fashion taste. Most fascist dictators put on the dress uniform and medals and call it a day. Trump is happy with his dumb fucking red tie down to his scrotum.
Boston Spots Fans Are Spoiled Bitches
[Boston Spots Fans Are Spoiled Bitches, A guest post by Architype]
These spoiled bitches up here in NE have completely lost their minds over a back up QB getting cut to start the season (he's likely coming back to the practice squad since those guys can now be elevated in game days for an expanded game day roster).....ummmmm the Brady years are over people. 20 years of dominance. When that shit ends it's usually a hard road back to being good again. The Steelers were terrible for 10 years after the Bradshaw years. The 49ers did nothing for 15 years after Steve Young was done. The Cowboys have been absent from the Super Bowl for nearly 30 years. Green Bay going on 13 years (and it's going to be a while longer after the departure of Rodgers). Kansas City is new to this after a 40 year absence from those late 60s teams. The Dolphins haven't sniffed a SB since 1985. The Jets since 1969. The Bills since 1994.
What is wrong with fans? It's not complicated. We are going to be not great for a little while. It happens to all teams after a stretch of being good. Ours was better than most.
I Wonder How That Happened!
The majority of COVID deaths in 2021 were among GOP voters who refused to vaccinate and protect themselves. If you read this blog you know where I stand on that. I am zero sympathy,.
One Of The Greatest Indictments Ever Written
Jack Smith delivered. Was there any doubt he would? We have an incredible indictment. Know the case name: Case 1:23-cr-00257-TSC. The structure and elements of the case are frankly astonishing to a non-lawyer like me. It’s a beautiful document.
There is still so much to do. More conspirators to indict. Some lawmakers, too. But for now, enjoy 130 near-perfect paragraphs.
We don’t have Trump in our grasp. Not yet. But if this Republic is to survive a little longer, he must be convicted and live to see it happen. We’re very close. Don’t give up the fight for justice. Ruby Freeman isn’t.
Democrats Petrified To Do Anything Good
It’s 2023, and Democrats are out of gas, out of ideas, and just hoping that voters don’t give Donald Trump another chance to destroy the republic. You know, it’s all they can do! They are firing of all cylinders! They are working SO HARD to save the USA.
Seriously, though. Democrats spend more time and energy fighting their left wing than dealing with their two rogue Senators who were responsible for stopping Biden’s domestic agenda dead in its tracks.
This is our party. It sucks. And the senior citizens who run it are terrible.
Jack Smith, Unlike Robert Mueller, Knows What He Is Doing
The nation is waiting for the DOJ to respond to Trump’s request to indefinitely delay his Federal trial. While we wait, I just want to point out how competent Jack Smith has been in his first 8 months on the job as Special Counsel. In just 8 months, Jack Smith has put together an airtight indictment of Donald Trump in Florida, with probably two more to go in New Jersey and DC. He has spent just $10 Million. His office hasn’t leaked one bit of information. And his persecutors have done things by the book. No one has frightened him away from where his investigation has led. No one has commandeered his conclusions. In short, Jack Smith is doing what Robert Mueller should have been doing towards the end of his two year investigation.
And what did Robert Mueller’s weakened report get us? It got us nothing but trouble. It gave Donald Trump a full 4 more years in which to commit more serious crimes. From his shakedown of Volodymyr Zelenskyy in August of 2019 to the FBI search of Mar-a-Lago in August 2022, Donald Trump was free to commit crimes far more serious than the obstruction that should have resulted in an indictment from Mueller.
Think about that for a moment. Donald Trump can be compared to Mohamed Atta. We had multiple opportunities to stop him, and we failed. Actually, that’s not a fair comparison. Atta only committed one giant crime against humanity. Donald Trump has been committing crimes of escalating seriousness since 1973 - as long as I have lived. Particularly since November 2021, Donald Trump has been a raging criminal, responsible for the deaths of several Americans. Right now, as things stand, the only person who can stop him is Jack Smith. This is out last chance to stop Donald Trump. If he breaks free from this, the fire burning our Republic today will become a raging inferno.
The Partying Got A Wee Too Hot For Wellfleet
The collapse of western civilization has finally reached the Atlantic shore of Wellfleet Massachusetts. Oh well, pirates used to drink on the bay side of town, where hikers now test their endurance on the Great Island Trial. This will settle things, and Cape Cod society will go on for a little while longer before the rising Atlantic takes away the land.
We Have New Music Queens Now
One of the many discarded blog post ideas I’ve had over the last 15 years or so was a quick post about female pop stars in the mid 2000s. My post was going to make the case that Rihanna and Katy Perry are not as talented or as wildly creative as the stars we saw rise in the 1990s (Tori Amos, Fiona Apple), but they served their purpose for the present. They did the job, held the fort, and each gave us Super Bowl performances. But flash forward to 2023, and the pop landscape is very different. The best and most artistic artists are not on the big labels. Instead they are the independents. They probably always have been, but now in the streaming music era, they are so much easier to find, share, and mix together.
Lana Del Rey, Jessie Ware, FKA Twigs, Weyes Blood (Natalie Mering), and Caroline Polacek (“the girl in that band”) are not new in the music industry. They are all in their mid to late 30s. But they are the artists who are peaking right now to mark the next wave of greats. Several senior artists have guided them to greatness, particularly Enya. And in the case of Polacek and Wyse Blood, Brian Eno is also an influence. You can hear a lot of Eno in the guitar solo of Weyes Blood’s Mirror Forever and her last two albums overall. I also think Eno’s sound is found in the metallic guitar solo in Polacek’s Billions before Trinity School’s choir (out of Croydon, London) takes us home to close the album. It is May, and I still have Billions down as my best song of 2023, three months after it was officially released.
Natalie Mering admits Eno was on her mind when she made her 2019 album, Titanic Rising. As she explained to the Australian Broadcasting Company:
We created a mood board, which was a picture of the Titanic with Brian Ferry on the stern and Brian Eno on the hull of the ship. It was rising out of the water like a phoenix from the ashes.
Many critics picked-up on the Eno-like sounds and techniques, as AllMusic did:
Here she underscores enormously orchestrated pop songs with eerie experimental ambience, imagining a dreamworld where Joni Mitchell's late-'70s output was produced by Brian Eno.
Titanic Rising was more than a signer-songwriter project. Mering is a co-producer and she made sure her album had digital effects and soundscapes. Working with Jonathan Rado, she added a layer of psychedelic elements, walking the tightrope between futuristic and retro vinyl and cassette sounds. Her reluctant love song Andromeda even opens with the simulated sound of a damaged cassette tape. That sonic direction continues with her latest album and will likely continue with her next, which will close-out a planned trilogy of records for our dark, turbulent times.
While FKA Twigs is working on her new, possibly more commercial album, we must acknowledge the triumph of her second full length album, Magdalene (2019), which helped make 2019 a pivotal year for women music artists. 2019 was also the breakthrough year for Caroline Polachek and Weyes Blood, who seem to recognize this and are now contemplating working together on a song. The year before the pandemic was a like a big bang for this new music. We got a buch of incredible songs like Cellophane, Daybed, Ocean Of Tears, Door, Movies and Wild Time. And now, women in their 30s, who cite Enya as a influence, rule the streaming playlists.
Reigns by IDLES Is The Best Anti-Monarchy Song In Decades
This is for you, United Kingdom. You will one day dispose of your monarchy. But not tomorrow.
Not since the great anti-Thatcher and anti-Queen songs of late 1970s and early 1980s has there been a more blistering rant against the way the UK is run and by whom. The Smiths’ The Queen Is Dead (1986) and a line in Blur’s This Is A Low (1994) do come close as the last great songs that fit this definition.
I never heard of IDLES until this year. And fuck me, they are opening for LCD Soundsystem this June at Forest Hills Stadium - a show I have so far decided to skip because at the time, I was like, who are IDLES? Lesson learned. IDLES is a good left-wing neo-punk band. Tickets for that show are still available.
Lyrics:
How does it feel to have blue blood coursing through your veins?
How does it feel to have blue blood coursing through your veins?
How does it feel to have blue blood coursing through your veins?
How does it feel to have blue blood coursing through your veins?
Huh?
Pull on my reigns
Pull on my reigns
How does it feel to have shanked the working classes into dust?
How does it feel to have shanked the working classes into dust?
How does it feel to have won the war that nobody wants?
How does it feel to have won the war that nobody wants?
Huh?
Pull on my reigns
Pull on my reigns
Pull on my reigns
Pull on my reigns
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
Reigns
Pull on my reigns
Pull on my reigns
Pull on my reigns
Joel Wertheimer Has Good News
Joel Wertheimer is an attorney and former Obama official I do not know. I don’t follow him on Twitter. I don’t use Twitter, so I don’t follow anyone on the platform.
Judging him by his optimistic post about COVID deaths last week, it appears that he is one of those polished Obama centrists (with a black and white headshot, even). who feels that people like me, who mask, get vaccinated and avoid indoor public places, are just as bad as those who spread lies about SARS-CoV-2, oppose vaccines, and downplay the pandemic while their peers die. I could be incorrect. But let’s dive into his tweet.
First, a disclaimer: The lack of engagement in his post below is an indication that we’re all done with the pandemic. I acknowledge that. But the pandemic is not done with us. And that is why I feel this urge to point out the ludicrousness of his tweet, which was re-tweeted by the usually outstanding Chris Hayes.
Here is the tweet, since I don’t think Hayes re-tweeted the others:
Objectively, this is good news. I wouldn’t call it great. But it is good. It shows the winter wave of COVID-19 cases is ending. There’s just one small thing. Some states have stopped reporting COVID-19 deaths to the CDC, beginning with Iowa. Now I am not saying that Iowa is hiding hundreds of deaths from the chart above. But the CDC reporting is no longer any good.
I have resisted and resisted this throughout the pandemic, but I now admit that we can no longer think of the US fighting the pandemic as a single nation. The war against the virus started regionally, expanded nationally, but quickly broke-up again into regions, and then states. In the vast American west, big counties show us the COVID flare-ups. Fine. I will stay in my lane going forward, which is New York State.
So let’s have a look at New York State. My state reports weekly deaths to the CDC, but doesn’t post a summary for the public on its COVID dashboard. Instead, that data is available in the DIY open source data section of the site. Now I’m not saying that I don’t have the patience to create my own report. Wait, I am saying that.
So in lieu of new deaths, the only thing we New Yorkers can easily see is daily hospitalizations, which is a great metric. As of yesterday (April 26), New York state had 72 patients in ICUs and under 800 hospitalized with COVID, with the vast majority of those patients in New York City.
And this too, is objectively good news. New York state hasn’t had fewer than 100 patients in the ICU since July 2021. This is a near record low. But it’s accurate and relevant to point out that before the pandemic, if we saw 72 patients in state ICUs with Influenza in April, we would say that this is a harsh flu season.
But this brings me to Wertheimer’s next tweet. And this is what got me fuming:
He’s absolutely correct about one thing. People should not be looking at testing numbers at this point. There’s no blanket testing being done. For example, patients going in for surgery are no longer tested. So we should focus on the hospitalizations. But is it “just getting better”? That’s where I have a problem.
And the simple explanation of the problem I have is this. It’s April. It shouldn't be this bad in April - unless there’s a pandemic going on. There is, right?
So going back to the CDC dashboard, which is incomplete and therefore inaccurate, it reports that last week, the US saw 1160 COVID-19 deaths. In any recent pre-pandemic year this century, that would be regarded as a very high number of deaths from a viral respiratory illness. And that is why we can’t scientifically declare the pandemic over in the US.
Here’s what I often think about. What if we settle where we are currently? What if the US officially loses 1100 people each week, and New York state has between 50 and 80 people in ICUs now through December? Well, we know what would come next. There would be a winter surge of infections, hospitalizations and deaths from January through March 2024. We would see a repeat of late 2022 and the whole of 2023.
My writing this does not mean that I want the pandemic to go on forever. I am not cheering for the virus. And I am not denying that fewer people are dying. I saw what 5,000 ICU patients in New York City looks like a little more than 3 years ago. I know things are better. But what if this is as good as it gets going forward? What if July 2021 and the summer of 2023 are brief brushes with a COVID-free nation? What if the really big drops in deaths only happen in summertime? What if, for only a few weeks each summer, we get close to a definitive end of the pandemic, and then it revs up again?
Before the pandemic, COVID-19 wasn’t a cause of death. We can agree on that, right?
So what exactly is Wertheimer saying in the next tweet?
How can any scientist, doctor, public health professional or policymaker be satisfied with COVID-19 settling to become the third leading cause of death? Let’s suppose, in an alternate history, we were dealing with COVID-19 for decades. It would still present as a big problem each winter when Americans socialize indoors. We would have elected leaders and scientists telling us to get vaccinated each fall to reduce the risk of death. How many Americans recognized that and got a booster last fall? Oh, about 18%, plus or minus. We went from nearly 80% vaccinated in early 2021 to under 20% vaccinated for the winter of 2023. Like a film that sees a huge drop in box office revenue in its second week, the vaccines are no longer desired. And now the US is stuck in this unnecessary vulnerable position with people socializing indoors each winter, assuming they never have to get another shot for this disease. They are done with it. Wertheimer added:
Correct! And I think Wertheimer knows this, but 80,000 respiratory infection deaths per year would, in normal times, be the worst flu season since the 1910s. However, this is the pandemic that we’re done with. We’re over it. Don’t wanna read or hear about it. We’re done. Which brings me to a tweet under his I didn’t want to cite, but now I’m angry:
[In my Martin Scorsese voice] NoNoNoNoNo.
There’s no equivalency between people like me, who advocate masking, avoid dining indoors, and promote booster shots, and the hordes of troublemakers, liars, grifters, domestic terrorists and conspiracy cultists who claim that masks make people sick, vaccines kill people, and COVID deaths are wildly exaggerated.
I think Joel Wertheimer knows that. He didn’t like nor agree with that reply to one of his COVID tweets. But then again, I did start this post with the assumption that Wertheimer is tired of people like me who remind him that we’re still in a pandemic, and maybe it’s not a good idea to drink and dine indoors in bars and restaurants. YOLO and stuff, but this disease sucks. If if you catch it more than once, there’s a really good chance it will ruin your health as you age. It’s an exotic animal disease, people.
In conclusion, what we've been seeing for the last 1152 days or so is a massive struggle over the seriousness of this pandemic. From the start -from the very start- we have not been at war with a virus, but at war with ourselves. (The scientists, of course are at war with viruses, so I am setting them aside for a moment.) The majority knew the disease was scary, deadly and something to be avoided. And the studies and data are proving that pro-science side to be correct. The other side, a loud, occasionally violent minority, has been yelling that the pandemic isn’t so bad, or isn’t real.
But something terrible happened. Over time, the majority stopped defending their position. They began to give-in to the cries, shouts and threats from the minority. They reluctantly re-opened the restaurants and the theaters. Then they gave-in to the demands to stop promoting mask wearing. And then they did the unthinkable. They stopped promoting the vaccines. They just gave-up and made themselves move past the pandemic. And that’s how we saw the current vaccination rate plummet by 60 points. A cultural war with real life and death consequences was fought and the anti-science minority won. Sound familiar? This is precisely how the minority is winning in taking away rights to bodily autonomy and free speech in schools. It is also how the minority got us to stop trying to prevent our environmental catastrophe. They yelled us out of the room.
The pandemic will have long lasting effects on humanity. Just today, the WHO acknowledged that data shows that as many as 10% of people who survived COVID-19 develop long-term chronic conditions, which will almost certainly shorten lifespans, harm economies, and put a lot of strain on the global healthcare and health sciences industry. And this will go on for decades.
But, sure. Yes, Twitter user Loaf Management, we who follow the science are just as bad as those who claimed that the pandemic was being exaggerated, embellished and used to scare the public for whatever reasons the anti-semitic conspiracy cultists could think of.
The GOP Knows: It Is Easier To Destroy Than To Build
And apparently, the GOP voters love the destruction of our nation. They are here for it. They turnout and vote for it.
This blog, now in its 17th year, is run by a member of the Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati. And in this post, I am repeating what I have said before: that the GOP is burning down our republic and our society. It threatens to sink the entire North American continent as Mexico is already a failed state, overrun by instability and out of control violence. But I am going to approach my argument from a different lens - through history.
First up, we have three US states that have authorized the construction of memorials dedicated to the fetuses that were aborted between 1973 and 2022. The states are Tennessee, Missouri and now Arkansas.
Liberals in the US need to think of these memorials this way: Monuments to fetuses are not about the fetuses. They are memorials that celebrate the taking of liberties away from women. They enshrine dominance over women and their bodies. It’s as if a state had left the Union during the Civil War, kept slavery to this day, and decided to erect a monument to slavery.
What liberals should do is ask themselves this: do you want to live in a country in which women have no liberties in over 20 states? Or 30? Do you want to live in a nation where local governments gloat about taking those freedoms away? What would we call such a nation? I know what I would call it: a failed, autocratic state. Arkansas needs to be removed from the union, or we need to fight like hell to have freedoms restored. But sitting there and doing nothing is NOT an option.
But what just entered my mind reading these stories about the post-Dobbs power grab is that so-called liberals need to fight simply because many many people died winning civil rights over the centuries. And no, I don't mean we won rights fighting wars. Wars can only block the advance of tyranny, not expand freedoms. People died on US soil for these rights. And since the rise of Trump, rights and liberties are being taken away. Reproductive rights. Bodily autonomy. Free speech. The right to bloody live. We liberals are told not to fight - not to stoop to the GOP's level. "We go high" said Michelle Obama, which is a euphemism for "don't get into a street fight." Well if we can't get into a street fight when freedoms are being rolled back, then we can never fight to get them back. And there's no need to bring up Nazi analogies! Freedoms are just being taken away. It happens all over the world and now it is happening here. If we don't fight, we won't live long enough to see those freedoms restored. Simple as that. And by fight, I mean march through the state capitals of red states. Otherwise, we should tell these red states to leave the Union. We can't exist as a nation if women and queer people have rights in one state but are prosecuted in another. Fuck this.
We’re never going to see these rights return to us in our lifetimes. So we might as fight to make lives miserable for the people who took away our liberties. This is no longer a civil debate on what rights people should have is the USA. This is a war.
Frankly, people need to die for taking our rights away. Taking liberties from me and you justifies it. And if you are a registered Democrat and don’t feel the rage I do, then join the GOP, please. Get out my party. You suck, you spineless shits.
Follow Through And Expel Every Democrat
Why stop at the young black representatives? The Tennessee House has set a new prescient. If they can expel representatives they disagree with, then why not expel every Democrat? They can continuously expel Democrats as they are replaced. Just turn the Tennessee house floor into a never-ending expulsion ceremony. The egg has been cracked. Expel all the Democrats! It’s what the GOP wants to do, right?
While we’re at it, let’s toss out the medicine. All of it.
As we are seeing this week, the GOP is keen to set new precedents almost every day. They want to ban common, safe medications. Signaling a desire to effectively ban abortion nationwide by taking mifepristone off the market, the GOP is desperately trying to set a new precedent that any medication can be criminalized. So do it! Ban other life-saving medications. Start with insulin. Block the sale of chemotherapy drugs. Stop the sale of vaccines. The egg has been cracked. Ban all the meds!
And they want to prevent medications from being mailed to people. They are testing a dormant ‘zombie law,’ the Comstock Act, to see if it can prevent the shipment of drugs directly to consumers. It will likely fail, but it shows just how committed the GOP is to ruining everything for everyone.
And what’s the reason again? We made a black man president in 2009? We now respect queer people? We acknowledge that women and brown people have some rights? The GOP is waging a violent war against modernity and is taking down the nation with them.
All of this. All of these authoritarian actions by the GOP, are destabilizing our republic. It’s falling apart. The GOP, unable to win a national election, has decided to burn the Republic down and give their rich sponsors and friends an opportunity to plunder for a couple more generations while it burns.
Let's Not Do this To Ourselves, Again
It didn’t have the novel impact of the slow OJ Simpson pursuit and surrender. But Monday’s transit of Donald Trump from Mar-a-Lago to Trump Tower was enough to trigger that sick feeling I felt in June 1994. Another media event was upon us, this time in the era of lightning fast social media.
Fortunately, once the Manhattan indictment was unsealed, the news media let things cool off. Donald Trump coverage still brings in viewers, but it is not the money maker it used to be. Trump is not ascending. He is still fading.
So while we will hurt ourselves again over Trump with each of his criminal tantrums and legal setbacks. he will eventually go away. Let’s try not to repeat 2015-2016. Don’t let him suck all the oxygen out of the nation. Summer is here and it’s time to briefly enjoy life.
Newcastle United Go Into The Final Stretch Of the 2022-23 Season
Newcastle United Eddie Howe had an incredibly difficult period to deal with between the World Cup and last week.
Howe had to come up with game plans to remain undefeated through at least the Arsenal match in January, while keeping his non World Cup players conditioned. At the same time, he and his men needed time for themselves and their families. The stress levels must have been intense. Howe did all that. He kept his squad undefeated until they faced Liverpool of February 18.
Now, after notching two consecutive wins, Newcastle enter the warmer Spring months to play 11 final matches over the next 8 weeks. There will be no tears shed if Newcastle fail to finish in fifth place or higher in the EPL table.
When I sip the Newcastle United Kool-Aid, I yelp “win it out!” Just win the remaining matches! Yeah! And no team in this league, except for the top two, can pull that off in April and May.
Injuries have piled up, which we Newcastle fans won’t be updated about until Sunday April 2 when the Lads host Manchester United.
In this league, two consecutive wins can keep a team up in the table for weeks. Newcastle just did that. Now they will want to do it again. And at some point, once more. And so with that, here are my predictions for the remaining matches of the 2022-23 season:
Sunday April 2, Manchester United, Newcastle to win, 2-1
Wednesday April 5, at West Ham, Newcastle to win, 2-1
Saturday April 8, at Brentford, Newcastle to win, 2-0
Saturday April 15, at Aston Villa, Newcastle to win 1-0
Sunday April 23, Tottenham Hotspur, Draw 2-2
Tuesday April 27, at Everton, Newcastle to win 1-0
Sunday April 30, Southampton, Newcastle to win 2-0
Sunday May 7, Arsenal, Newcastle to lose 2-0
Saturday May 13, at Leeds, Draw 1-1
Saturday May 20, Leicester City, Newcastle to win 2-0
Sunday May 28, at Chelsea, Newcastle to win 2-1
Well, call me an irrational optimist. I have Newcastle going on a tear, earning 26 points over 11 matches. That would bring their points total to 73, and should firmly place them third in the table and qualifying for the Champions League this September.
Objectively, every club Newcastle are yet to face are beatable, even Arsenal. And Newcastle has a recent history of surging in the Spring. Since 2018, they have finished their seasons strong. Newcastle won 4 straight matches in March and April 2018 (before then ceasing to try and dropping the next four). In the immortal words of the now-indicted Donald J. Trump, “we’ll see what happens!”
‘Mom And Pop’ Is Meaningless
Becoming a landlord is a choice. And while capitalism requires some people to be landlords, being a landlord is somewhat evil. I don't know any good people who are landlords. I don't judge too harshly. And I don't cant to cause butthurt for people who protest and say, "but I'm really a KIND person!" I look at it like the "Circle of Life" song in The Lion King. Some of us are prey, and some of us are owners. That's the nature of capitalism! But the "mom and pop" label. Isn't that sweet? For me, it does nothing to soften the fact that landlords are evil. There are mom and pop gun shops. There are mom and pop chemical factories. And there are mom and pop money launderers and financial criminals. And many many more evil things are are "mom and pop."
Republicans Want Us All Dead In The Next Pandemic
And so do Democrats.
The SARS-CoV-2 pandemic is still active. It has been following a pattern over the last 16 months. In most nations, the waves if infections and deaths have decreased a little with each wave. While the deaths each week in the US have been among the highest in the world, the last three winters show that the pandemic might be a few months or maybe another full northern hemisphere winter away from ending. The US was losing over 20,000 people per week in January 2021, when the vaccine rollout was in its first weeks. That number dropped to 10,000 deaths per week a year later. And it fell further to 4,000 dead per week in 2023.
There is one nagging problem, however. The US has been losing between 2,000 and 4,000 people each week for a year now. Note that last week, the official death count dropped below 2,000 for the first time since July 2021. If this week’s numbers are also below 2,000, then we will have a new official low for US weekly deaths. But back to my point, take a look at the weekly totals over the last 11.5 months:
To me that means two things. First, it means that the vast majority of Americans have stopped masking. Second, the majority of Americans have not gotten a COVID-19 booster. That means their vaccine-induced immunity has worn off.
And it is here where I think I must pause and address these amazing mRNA vaccines. There are millions of Americans who are wasting their lives attacking drugs that are among the safest in world history. They say the vaccines kill people. They don’t. They then say that the vaccines are ineffective. That’s also a lie. The vaccines are designed to be annual, like a flu shot. And if hospitals, offices and public employers simply mandated annual vaccines for both influenza and COVID-19, then we’d be in a much better place as a nation. But too many people complained, and complained loudly. Rather than drive the message home that the vaccines are meant to be given annually, the FDA, CDC and NIAID all backed away from the vaccines in 2022 and didn’t promote them anymore. They were so afraid of confrontation with the far right, that our own government couldn’t be bothered to educate the public about the vaccines that intelligent Americans were practically fighting over less than 2 years prior.
I will say this until I stop breathing: the mRNA vaccines are amazing. They are a technological and pharmaceutical wonder. They work in preventing COVID-related deaths for most people who take them. And like flu shots they help older Americans live longer. The fact that the vaccines don’t prevent transmission is not proof of failure. It’s just that Americans are woefully uneducated at baseline and further misinformed by their news media. Too many people were led to believe that the first versions of the vaccines would be the only shots they would need to protect themselves against SARS-CoV-2. And when scientists try to explain that this is not correct, and try to adjust expectations, Americans quit fighting the virus. It was the fastest and biggest mass quitting I’ve ever seen.
And so, as of March 2023, the US has decided that it is fully done with this SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19 thing. For real this time. Who cares is there are still 50 cases per 100,000 people? Furthermore, we don’t know the positivity rate anyway as we stopped testing. As we enter the fourth Spring with the pandemic, the USA is out of the fight. I actually think the US was over this a year ago, around March 2022. I could sense it when the crowds at Knicks games went from being 80% masked to under 10% masked almost overnight in early 2022 as news reports about the Omicron variants died down. Next thing we knew, cruises were sailing again, bars were full, and some fools paid real money to see Top Gun: Maverick in movie theaters by Memorial Day.
Politically, it is clear that the GOP was in denial about the pandemic from the start, and by 2022, virtually all pandemic policies were gone. And that’s not all. To this day, the GOP is furious -FURIOUS!!- about a pandemic it has denied for years. The GOP wants confirmation that the virus was released from a Wuhan laboratory. The GOP wants Dr. Anthony Fauci to spend the last 10 years of his life in solitary confinement. The GOP wants retribution against the New Yorkers and scientists who told the nation that mask wearing was the best way to stop the spread of SARS-CoV-2. For a party that wanted to be over the pandemic in the summer of 2020, the GOP sure isn’t acting like they are over it. They might never get over it, so long as their manufactured outrage motivates their voters.
Indeed, one only needs to look at right wing media and Twitter to see this in action. To this day, the Right is raging about lockdowns in 2020, which were never strictly enforced. Every state in the US allowed food and liquor shops to remain open throughout the pandemic. There was a half-assed attempt to stop the spread. Had everyone in the USA stayed inside their houses for 2-4 weeks, we would have stopped the pandemic dead in its tracks. But that is not what happened. Half of this nation disregarded guidance to stay home and mask-up when shopping for necessary items. And now those very same disruptive, loud idiots are still yelling that they were harmed by “lockdowns” that they didn’t participate in. The 2020 Sturgis Rally is a prime example. Around the same time, Godfather Pizza founder and former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain died of COVID-19 after repeated appearances at indoor events. This nation had a massive surge of deaths both just before and just after the rollout of lifesaving vaccines. The right yelled about the virus. Then they yelled about the lockdowns. Then they yelled about the vaccine. Now they are yelling about all those things, in a desperate attempt to rally Republican voters to punish the “libs” who gave a damn about public health and American lives.
But here is the bigger news: those “libs” no longer give a damn themselves. Democrats have gone along with the right wing revolt against public health. They have stopped talking about masks and vaccines. Democrats have declared the pandemic over since 2022 and they will make it official in May. I think it’s fair to say that Democrats are now against public health and against efforts to stop respiratory diseases. When it comes to disease, Democrats are just as bad as the GOP. One only needs to look at the words and deeds of New York City mayor Eric Adams as an example. The vaccines, which only provide protection against serious disease for 5 to 9 months, have been quietly dropped by both corporate and public employers. The backlash against vaccines is so strong, it’s a forgone conclusion that Americans will not line up for shots ever again. At least not in this lifetime. The only people who will get annual shots of any kind will be either educated people who give a damn, or people who work in large hospitals.
In sum, all of this means that we are not going to respond well to the next pandemic. The next pandemic will likely be the result of another SARS/coronavirus. Perhaps next time, many millions will die, not just 3 million. And as I have said before, I don’t care how many die next time. I simply don’t. This is not the opinion of a madman. This is simply the logical response to a nation that has totally gone mad.